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To begin this story, let me introduce today’s main character: bag.  Bag is a 19 inch rolling tumi suitcase.  He’s cute, small, black with a big white scuff mark on the front and very portable.  I feel like at this point bag should have a real name, like frank or melvin, but alas, he’s still [...]

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Status update: no idea, seriously I have no idea how many times this month i’ve been to the gym, a few i think.  No idea what else i’m supposed to track, it’s kind of liberating actually.  Here’s what i do know, i brought gym clothes to work today and my boss is at the client. [...]

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Today I went for a run. Not the kind of run where you are on a machine that more or less does the running for you and all you have to do is keep up and not fall off, the kind of running where you actually have to force yourself to go forward over the [...]

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A true story of a phone call that just occurred. Susan (A NY based I-banker): You have to talk to me, I have Frank on the phone and he wants entertainment (Frank is an investment banker in London, it is 4pm on the Friday before Memorial day, which means it’s about 10pm for Frank) Me: [...]

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Status: Jobs applied for: 1, Workouts: $21/visit, Alcohol: 2 glasses of wine (but it was my sister’s birthday!) Today was the big barter exchange day.  I completed my marketing plan, which was damn good if I do say so myself, and went in for my FREE hair cut. So I go to the salon and [...]

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Tonight is the first night of Passover, so like a good unemployed daughter I have returned to my parents house to partake in the festivities.  As this is a Jewish holiday, that mainly involves eating (for those of you unfamiliar with how we celebrate.)  To quote my father every year.  They tried to kill us, [...]

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Barter time!

So recently I’ve decided that we should go back to a bartering society.  This whole idea of money is totally over rated, let’s go back to communes and call them NYC. I need a hair cut.  It’s been months.  My blond highlights start half way down my head.  My beautiful brown hair is streaked with [...]

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Last night I had the most high school like experience I’ve had in a long time and it was soooo much fun! My sister (previously known as the hoodlum) and I went to a titan of titans law school basketball throw down.  Her law school and their rival each put together a basketball team for [...]

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For those of you just joining us, this week we have been recounting the adventures of our heroes Captain Tomato and the Hoodlum as they learn how to ski.   Let the story continue… This morning started much differently than the previous days.   We woke up at a decent hour, picked a bagel shop that was [...]

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Status Update: 0.  I promise our regularly scheduled programing of depressing and heart felt job searching posts will recommence on Thursday.  Until then,  back to the adventures of Captain Tomato and the Hoodlum… Today started much in the same way yesterday did.  We wake up at the crack of dawn, head to the bagel shop, [...]

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